Writing

For all articles: Muck Rack

Journalism:

News Articles and Features for Green Matters:

• Environmentalist Characters Are Always the Punchline on Sitcoms, and It's Time to Change That
• Sure, We Can Keep Fossil Fuels… If We End This One Other Industry
• World Vegan Day: I’m Not That Special. If This Picky Eater Could Go Vegan, You Can Too
• No-Sew Face Masks: How to Make a Cloth Mask With a Bandana
• The Amazon Fires Are Destroying Indigenous People's Homes — We Interviewed an Amazon Watch Director to Learn More
• Scientists Discover How to Grow Lab-Grown Steak on "Soy Scaffolding"
• How Plant-Based Diets Can Benefit the Earth
• How This New Company Is Taking the Waste Out of Restaurant Delivery​

News Articles and Features for Romper:

• LEGO Is Making Its Toys More Environmentally Friendly, & It's Pretty Incredible
• Here's What Kylie & Travis' Body Language In Her Pregnancy Video Means, According To Experts
• These Parents Live Almost Completely Garbage-Free, & It's Not As Hard As You'd Think
• People Are Shaming Cardi B For Her Stomach Hair In This Photo, & It's BS​

News Articles for HelloGiggles:

• You can support common sense gun laws by simply following this Insta account, and it's genius
• People are even more mad about Greta Gerwig's Golden Globes snub after the results of last night's show
• ​How rare is having two full moons in one month? *Cue "once in a blue moon" joke*

News Articles for Condé Nast:

• Teen Vogue: Eric Trump's Wedding Planner Has Reportedly Been Appointed to a Senior Housing Department Role
• Bon Appétit: George Clooney on His New Nespresso Ad, Coffee Habits, and Drinking Four Cups a Day
• Allure: This Urban Outfitters Crop Top Was Made for Brave Souls
• Glamour: Fidget Spinner Butt Plugs Are Here for Some Twisted Ass Play
• Architectural Digest: Barack Obama Jokes Michelle Obama Has Been Hogging All of Their Closet Space
• Self: This Delicious Ice Cream Is Actually Made From Food Waste
• W: Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld's Cat, Is "Devastated" To Be a Victim of Instagram Hacking
• Condé Nast Traveler: Oregon Conservation Center Offers Sloth Slumber Party
• Brides: A Selfless Bride Helped Stage Her Bridesmaid's Proposal at Her Own Wedding
• Epicurious: Avocado Pickles Are the Newest Avo Trend

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News Articles for Mashable:

• Just a really lovely interview with Neil Patrick Harris about Christmas
• After last year's drama, Starbucks unveils holiday cups designed by 13 women
• One app wants to help you elect Clinton through trading your vote
• Spiciest tortilla chip in the world is sold one chip per package
• How activists like Jazz Jennings, Ingrid Nilsen see LGBTQ media representation
• The complete guide to every single new emoji in iOS 10
• Wizarding World raises wands in tribute to 22-year-old Orlando shooting victim

Humor and Satire:

Humor Articles for Mashable:

• 11 tips for pooping at work when someone's in the next stall
• 50 thoughts I have while waiting for my Seamless order
• 10 things we miss about Netflix's DVD-by-mail service
• 10 features Snapchat should have to make it perfect for me only me
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Satire for Reductress:

• 4 Things You Can Tell Mom You Did When You Were Actually Boning Dave
• 4 Everyday Ways to Show You’ll Wait as Long as it Takes For Him to Commit
• Help! No One Believes I’m a Scorpio!
• Inspiring! This Virgin Does Kegels Everyday
• Amazing! This Woman Ordered a Drink at a Bar After Only 7 Attempts
• 30-Year-Old Woman Considers Removing ‘1986’ From Email Address
• Woman Caught Being the 11th Like on Her Own Instagram Photo

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